Monday, October 23, 2006

This Totally Made My Day!

Here's a small cheesecake slice of humor.
Allow me to preface my little story by telling you it is an ACTUAL true story. This really happened. Which is what makes it so damn funny.


Yesterday, Husband took Chicken to the studio with him. I decided to go to Target. I wasn't in the greatest mood; I had a bad day and just wanted to burn a little money.

I parked my car next to a family of 5; three adult women and two little girls; ages around 3 years old and 6 or 7 years old. The women were packing up the car with their bags and one was going to put the cart back to the cart depot. The 6/7 year old girl was trying to help her mother push the cart. She was really quite sweet about it. Her mother told her to:


"GITCHO ASS OUT DA SCREET"

I swear to God.

1 comment:

Mean said...

I love when it is called Screet, or Skreet, or whatever. Kind of like when they go to the Chinese place and order skrimpz. I swear they say it with a z rather than an s. Anyway, it makes me laugh, as this did. Well done.