Friday, July 25, 2008

Worst $15 spent EVER

New OB/GYN: Hi Sophia, why are you here today?

Me: I want to have a baby...We're trying to have a baby.

Doctor: How long have you been trying?

Me: We haven't. We start on Monday.

:::crickets chirpping:::

Doctor: :::blink::: Um. Ok. So why are you here?

Me: :::nervous chuckle::: Well, see, I was 17 when I had my first child and she was unplanned, obviously. And um, I didn't know if there was a special "grown-up" way to plan and prepare to have a baby. I guess....I just wanted to do it all right and proper this time.

Doctor: Ok. How did you get pregnant last time?

Me: Possibly mind altering chemicals and definitely a lot of cheap beer.

Doctor: Sounds good. Try that. :::laughs::: Just have lots of sex.

Me: :::blink - blink - blink:::

1 comment:

Ramblings of Kimberly said...

*falls out of chair laughing*

I was at the doc yesterday and I said this:

Kim: Oooh you want to see a pic of Merrick? The one you helped create?!

Doc: Well I didnt create her...just helped get her out!
*laughing* She is beautiful and I love the picture of her and her dads feet.

Kim: *feels like an idiot for miswording* Thanks.