Thursday, August 7, 2008

They say He works in mysterious ways - I think he's got a sense of humor

This morning, just after I was greeted by That Bitch Aunt Flo, I read that Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are having a baby. I thought - seriously? God gives Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz a baby as I sit here in a pool of tears over the lack of my own pregnancy? I wallowed that way for a good part of this morning until I read my horoscope:

It may seem like everyone around you is happy and getting what they want, while you are still stuck in the trenches, dear Sagittarius. Don't compare yourself to other people and make judgments based on their outside appearances.

Ok, now I feel bad for judging Jenna Jameson for her choice of profession and Tito Ortiz for being an ultimate moron. They deserve a baby just as much as I do and who am I to bargain with God on matters of life?

But still...Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz?

1 comment:

proudgrits11 said...

BTW, I wanted to mention here...
I LOVE all things fertility, pregnancy, birth, babies, etc. I'm also a self-trained Fertility Awareness nut and have been known to help my friends interpret their charts and help them get pregnant. I wish it were as easy as "have a lot of sex" but it's NOT. It takes timing and planning, and knowing your body.
ANYway, I could go on...so if you find yourself in need of my "help," just e-mail me at proudsoutherngal@hotmail.com
P.S. Have I told you yet...? My real name is Tabitha :)